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CANARIES

October 6, 2021October 4, 2021 by Tim Price

There was a man driving down the road behind an 18 wheeler, at every stoplight the trucker would get out of the cab, run back and bang on the trailer … Read more

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BIRTHDAYS

October 4, 2021 by Tim Price

My four-year-old son told me that it was his stuffed animal’s birthday today.  Since this was probably the third birthday this animal had in about as many weeks, I commented … Read more

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CARD GAME

October 4, 2021 by Tim Price

A bunch of men were sitting around playing cards.  “I win!” said Harry. Joe threw down his hand, “That’s it! I’ve had it! Harry is cheating!!!” “How can you tell?” … Read more

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MAGAZINES

October 4, 2021 by Tim Price

It’s my wife’s birthday soon and she’s been leaving jewelry catalogs all over the house. She’ll be happy to know I got the hint. I got her a magazine rack.

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SOFA

October 4, 2021 by Tim Price

The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.” I said, “And just where am I going to find 5 people without … Read more

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SHOPPING

October 4, 2021October 4, 2021 by Tim Price

Debra was shopping at a produce stand in her neighborhood. She approached the vendor and asked, “How much are these oranges?” “Two for a dollar,” answered the vendor. “How much … Read more

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TEST

October 4, 2021October 4, 2021 by Tim Price

A professor stood before his class of twenty senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam. “I want to say that it’s been a pleasure teaching you … Read more

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PARKING SPACE

October 4, 2021October 4, 2021 by Tim Price

An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a young man in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in the space she was … Read more

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PLANE

October 4, 2021October 4, 2021 by Tim Price

A large passenger plane is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 35,000 feet when suddenly an F-22 Raptor appears. The pilot of the … Read more

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SUPPLIES

October 4, 2021 by Tim Price

I used to work in an art supply store. We sold artists’ canvas by the yard, and you could get it in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 … Read more

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