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Wrong Answer

March 20, 2023 by Tim Price

Nick lives in a subdivision that branches off the main highway. He drives a Corvette, and thinks the only two speeds are “STOP” and “FULL SPEED.” One day, when he … Read more

Interesting Question

March 20, 2023 by Tim Price

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used with a man as part of a job interview. You’re driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. … Read more

Nails

March 20, 2023 by Tim Price

Two airhead carpenters are nailing new siding to a house. About half of the nails that carpenter #1 pulls out of his bag of nails are tossed over his shoulder. … Read more

Fire Lane

March 20, 2023 by Tim Price

Due to budget constraints, the Board of the Daily Planet advised Perry White that he had to let one of his star reporters go. He was really overwhelmed about the … Read more

Bill Due

March 20, 2023 by Tim Price

A customer sent a large order to a distributor. The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn’t been paid so they sent a message: “We can’t ship your new order … Read more

Big Test

March 20, 2023 by Tim Price

A professor gave a big exam to his students. When he collected the papers, one student had attached a $100 bill with a note saying: “A dollar per point.” The … Read more

CANARIES

October 6, 2021October 4, 2021 by Tim Price

There was a man driving down the road behind an 18 wheeler, at every stoplight the trucker would get out of the cab, run back and bang on the trailer … Read more

BIRTHDAYS

October 4, 2021 by Tim Price

My four-year-old son told me that it was his stuffed animal’s birthday today. Since this was probably the third birthday this animal had in about as many weeks, I commented … Read more

CARD GAME

October 4, 2021 by Tim Price

A bunch of men were sitting around playing cards. “I win!” said Harry. Joe threw down his hand, “That’s it! I’ve had it! Harry is cheating!!!” “How can you tell?” … Read more

MAGAZINES

October 4, 2021 by Tim Price

It’s my wife’s birthday soon and she’s been leaving jewelry catalogs all over the house. She’ll be happy to know I got the hint. I got her a magazine rack.