clean jokes

My four-year-old son told me that it was his stuffed animal’s birthday today.  Since this was probably the third birthday this animal had in about as many weeks, I commented … Read more

A bunch of men were sitting around playing cards.  “I win!” said Harry. Joe threw down his hand, “That’s it! I’ve had it! Harry is cheating!!!” “How can you tell?” … Read more

It’s my wife’s birthday soon and she’s been leaving jewelry catalogs all over the house. She’ll be happy to know I got the hint. I got her a magazine rack.

The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.” I said, “And just where am I going to find 5 people without … Read more

Debra was shopping at a produce stand in her neighborhood. She approached the vendor and asked, “How much are these oranges?” “Two for a dollar,” answered the vendor. “How much … Read more

A professor stood before his class of twenty senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam. “I want to say that it’s been a pleasure teaching you … Read more

I used to work in an art supply store. We sold artists’ canvas by the yard, and you could get it in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 … Read more