JOKES & STORIES

Though I keep most jokes in my phone notes, here are a few I have published on the blog. None of these are original, and like most jokes, I don’t even know where I heard them. I do know that lots of them come from MikeysFunnies.com. Thanks, Mikey!

Another note: we have added Google Ads to the jokes pages, and as you scroll by, Harvest Ministry receives a small amount of money. However, we in no way endorse the ads or control what is on them, although we have purposefully set the links to the highest possible standards.

Smart Dog

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A dog was so clever that his owner sent him to college. Home for vacation, the dog admitted he had learned neither history nor science, but added proudly, “I did … Read more

New Pastor

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A retiring pastor was saying farewell to his congregation at the church doors for the last time. He shook the hand of an elderly lady as she walked out. She … Read more

Doctor Visit

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A man goes to the doctor with a swollen foot. After a careful examination, the doctor gives the man a pill big enough to choke a horse. “I’ll be right … Read more

Interview

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Reporters were interviewing a 104-year-old woman.  “And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?” the reporter asked.  She simply replied, “No peer pressure.”

Friendliest Animal

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Some farmers were standing around shooting the breeze one day when the topic came around to animals and their distinguishing traits. The group agreed that the dog was probably the … Read more

Bill

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Our business professor was lecturing about different ways to bill customers. He asked, “Who can give me an example of a system where you are billed before you actually receive … Read more