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JOKES & STORIES

Though I keep most jokes in Evernote, here are a few i have published on the blog. None of these are original – and like most jokes, I don’t even know where I heard them. I do know that lots of them come from MikeysFunnies.com. Thanks Mikey!

Wrong Answer

March 20, 2023 by Tim Price

Nick lives in a subdivision that branches off the main highway.  He drives a Corvette, and thinks the only two speeds are “STOP” and “FULL SPEED.” One day, when he … Read more

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Ducks Quack, Eagles Soar

March 20, 2023 by Tim Price

I was waiting in line for a ride at the airport. When a cab pulled up, the first thing I noticed was that the taxi was polished to a bright … Read more

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Interesting Question

March 20, 2023 by Tim Price

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used with a man as part of a job interview. You’re driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. … Read more

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Nails

March 20, 2023 by Tim Price

Two airhead carpenters are nailing new siding to a house. About half of the nails that carpenter #1 pulls out of his bag of nails are tossed over his shoulder. … Read more

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Fire Lane

March 20, 2023 by Tim Price

Due to budget constraints, the Board of the Daily Planet advised Perry White that he had to let one of his star reporters go. He was really overwhelmed about the … Read more

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Bill Due

March 20, 2023 by Tim Price

A customer sent a large order to a distributor. The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn’t been paid so they sent a message: “We can’t ship your new order … Read more

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Big Test

March 20, 2023 by Tim Price

A professor gave a big exam to his students. When he collected the papers, one student had attached a $100 bill with a note saying: “A dollar per point.” The … Read more

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TAXI

November 22, 2022 by Tim Price

A guy in a taxi wanted to speak to the driver so he leaned forward and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, jumped up in the air, and … Read more

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RAISE

November 22, 2022 by Tim Price

I told my boss that three companies were after me and I need a raise. My boss asked, “What companies?” Gas, water, and electricity.

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PASTOR

November 22, 2022 by Tim Price

A pastor assured his congregation he was their servant and that they should feel free to call him anytime they had a problem. That night the pastor’s phone rang at … Read more

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