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FARTHER

January 28, 2022January 28, 2022 by Tim Price

A tour guide was showing a tourist around Washington, D.C. The guide pointed out the place where George Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac River. “That’s impossible,” said … Read more

OLD AND RICH

January 28, 2022January 28, 2022 by Tim Price

An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a young man in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in the space she was … Read more

BIG PLANE

January 28, 2022January 28, 2022 by Tim Price

A large passenger plane is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 35,000 feet, when suddenly an F-22 Raptor appears. The pilot of the … Read more

SCISSORS

January 28, 2022January 28, 2022 by Tim Price

I used to work in an art supply store. We sold artists’ canvas by the yard, and you could get it in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 … Read more

New Riders

October 24, 2022October 24, 2021 by Tim Price

The cowpoke at the dude ranch was getting the crowd to pick the type of horse they wanted. “For those seasoned riders, we have fast horses. For you novice riders, … Read more

CANARIES

October 6, 2021October 4, 2021 by Tim Price

There was a man driving down the road behind an 18 wheeler, at every stoplight the trucker would get out of the cab, run back and bang on the trailer … Read more

BIRTHDAYS

October 4, 2021 by Tim Price

My four-year-old son told me that it was his stuffed animal’s birthday today. Since this was probably the third birthday this animal had in about as many weeks, I commented … Read more

CARD GAME

October 4, 2021 by Tim Price

A bunch of men were sitting around playing cards. “I win!” said Harry. Joe threw down his hand, “That’s it! I’ve had it! Harry is cheating!!!” “How can you tell?” … Read more

MAGAZINES

October 4, 2021 by Tim Price

It’s my wife’s birthday soon and she’s been leaving jewelry catalogs all over the house. She’ll be happy to know I got the hint. I got her a magazine rack.

SOFA

October 4, 2021 by Tim Price

The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.” I said, “And just where am I going to find 5 people without … Read more