jokes Archives - Tim Price Blog

Doctor Visit

June 30, 2026June 30, 2026 by Tim Price

A man goes to the doctor with a swollen foot. After a careful examination, the doctor gives the man a pill big enough to choke a horse. “I’ll be right … Read more

Interview

June 30, 2026 by Tim Price

Reporters were interviewing a 104-year-old woman. “And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?” the reporter asked. She simply replied, “No peer pressure.”

Extension Cord

June 30, 2026 by Tim Price

Taking great pains to be specific, the new auto-shop teacher on our staff explained to three of his students that he wanted them to clean a car that was parked … Read more

Vacuum

June 30, 2026September 27, 2025 by Tim Price

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. “Good morning,” said the young … Read more

Bill

June 30, 2026August 28, 2025 by Tim Price

Our business professor was lecturing about different ways to bill customers. He asked, “Who can give me an example of a system where you are billed before you actually receive … Read more

Accountability

June 30, 2026August 28, 2025 by Tim Price

Mary announced that she was going to start a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently. “Great,” Sue exclaimed. “I’m ready to start a diet too. We … Read more

Rules for Editing

June 30, 2026August 28, 2025 by Tim Price

1. Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects.2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.3. And don’t start a sentence with a conjunction.4. It is wrong to ever split … Read more

Christmas Kid’s Jokes

June 30, 2026August 28, 2025 by Tim Price

What’s the best Christmas present? A broken drum. You can’t beat it! Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho ho ho. Why is Santa afraid of getting … Read more

Phone

December 9, 2025August 28, 2025 by Tim Price

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into … Read more

Nails

July 1, 2026August 28, 2025 by Tim Price

Most of us have a bad habit we are constantly trying to break. For some women, it’s biting her fingernails. One day one wife told her husband about her latest … Read more