A dad decided to introduce and explain football to his 6-year-old son and took him to his first American football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, Dad asked his son how he liked the experience.
“It was okay, Daddy, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”
Dumbfounded, his dad asked, “What do you mean?”
“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ All that, Daddy, for only 25 cents?!?!”