Army

The young boy was spending a Sunday afternoon with his grandpa. Looking at pictures of his grandpa in his military uniform, the boy asked, “Grandpa, did you ever kill anyone in the war?”
“No champ, I never did.”
“That’s a good thing.”
“You’re telling me,” began grandpa, “I was the cook!”

1 thought on “Army”

  1. Hey man, I love this joke. Since I am a Chaplain at a Veterans Home, I can use any military/government jokes you’ve got. Thanks-a-bunch!

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