Ten Funny Little Jokes

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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know but the flag is a big plus!


Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.

I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”


Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

He was just going through a stage.


Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed a little space.


Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.


Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.


What gets wetter the more it dries?

A towel.


When does a joke become a “dad” joke?

When the punchline is a parent.


I know 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don’t know y.


I talked with a dolphin the other day.

We just seemed to click.

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