Ten Funny Little Jokes

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What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know but the flag is a big plus! Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?” Did you … Continued

Three Envelopes

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At a large corporation, the CEO who was leaving presented the new CEO with three numbered envelopes.  “Open one of these if you run up against a problem you don’t think you can solve,” he said. At first, things went … Continued

Surgery

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A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.   “What’s the matter?” he was asked. He said, “I heard the nurse say, ‘It’s a very simple operation, don’t worry, I’m sure it will … Continued

The Letter

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One Sunday a pastor found several letters awaiting him. He opened one and found it contained the single word, “Fool.” Quietly and with becoming seriousness he shared the letter with the congregation and announced: “I have known many an instance … Continued

Long Sermon

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A visiting minister was very long-winded. Worse, every time he would make a good point during his sermon and a member of the congregation responded with “Amen” or “That’s right, preacher” he would get wound up even more and launch … Continued

Court Question

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Six housewives living in the same apartment building fell into a dispute of such magnitude that it resulted in their being hauled into court. When the case was called, they all made a concerted rush for the bench; and reaching … Continued

Very Bad News

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This guy goes into a doctor’s office. The doctor says, “Oh, Mr. Jones! We have the results of your test. Do you want the bad news first or the very bad news?” The guy shrugs and says, “Well, I guess … Continued

Wrong Flowers

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A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, “Rest in Peace.” The owner was angry and … Continued

Talking Dog

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A guy sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just … Continued

A Dime

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      A man and his ten-year-old son were on a fishing trip miles from home. Being good Christians they decided to attend the Sunday worship service at a small rural church. The father forgot to bring any cash, so … Continued

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