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Customer on phone: “We need to order some four-by-twos.”


Lumber clerk: “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?”


Customer: “Let me check …” <silence> “… Yeah, I meant two-by-fours.”


Clerk: “All right. How long do you need them?”


Customer: “I’d better go check …” <silence> “… A long time. We’re gonna build a house.” 

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