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An older couple is having dinner in a restaurant. The wife sees another couple about their age sitting in a booth nearby. She sees the husband sitting close to his wife, with his arm around her. He is whispering things … Continued


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George was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.George opened the back door to go turn off the light but … Continued


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Little Johnny’s mom was worried.  She hadn’t seen her elderly neighbor, Mrs. Goldbaum, in days.She asked: “Johnny, would you go next door and see how old Mrs. Goldbaum is?”A few minutes later, Johnny returned.Mom: “Well, is she all right?”Johnny: “She’s … Continued


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A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the local saloon. Unfortunately, the locals always had the habit of picking on strangers, which he was.  When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back … Continued

Pizza Slices

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An airhead calls to order a pizza. The clerk asks, “Do you want that cut in six or 12 pieces?” The airhead answers, “Oh just six – I could never eat 12 pieces of pizza!”  

Ten Funny Little Jokes

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What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know but the flag is a big plus! Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?” Did you … Continued

Night Watchman

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The interviewer greets the next applicant for the job of night watchman.  His first question is: “What are your qualifications for the job of night watchman?” The applicant replies, “The slightest noise wakes me up.”  

Three Envelopes

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At a large corporation, the CEO who was leaving presented the new CEO with three numbered envelopes.  “Open one of these if you run up against a problem you don’t think you can solve,” he said. At first, things went … Continued


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A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.   “What’s the matter?” he was asked. He said, “I heard the nurse say, ‘It’s a very simple operation, don’t worry, I’m sure it will … Continued


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I called a friend and asked what he was doing. He replied that he was working on “aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum, and steel under a constrained environment.” I was impressed… Upon further inquiring, I learned that he was washing … Continued