Ten Funny Little Jokes

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What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know but the flag is a big plus! Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?” Did you … Continued

Night Watchman

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The interviewer greets the next applicant for the job of night watchman.  His first question is: “What are your qualifications for the job of night watchman?” The applicant replies, “The slightest noise wakes me up.”  

Three Envelopes

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At a large corporation, the CEO who was leaving presented the new CEO with three numbered envelopes.  “Open one of these if you run up against a problem you don’t think you can solve,” he said. At first, things went … Continued


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A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.   “What’s the matter?” he was asked. He said, “I heard the nurse say, ‘It’s a very simple operation, don’t worry, I’m sure it will … Continued


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I called a friend and asked what he was doing. He replied that he was working on “aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum, and steel under a constrained environment.” I was impressed… Upon further inquiring, I learned that he was washing … Continued

Gas Prices

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Two airheads at a gas station: Airhead #1: “These prices are awful. They just keep going higher!” Airhead #2: “It doesn’t affect me at all; I always put in just $20 worth.” The Letter Long Sermon Big Hog Quotes To … Continued

The Letter

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One Sunday a pastor found several letters awaiting him. He opened one and found it contained the single word, “Fool.” Quietly and with becoming seriousness he shared the letter with the congregation and announced: “I have known many an instance … Continued

Long Sermon

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A visiting minister was very long-winded. Worse, every time he would make a good point during his sermon and a member of the congregation responded with “Amen” or “That’s right, preacher” he would get wound up even more and launch … Continued

Court Question

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Six housewives living in the same apartment building fell into a dispute of such magnitude that it resulted in their being hauled into court. When the case was called, they all made a concerted rush for the bench; and reaching … Continued

Very Bad News

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This guy goes into a doctor’s office. The doctor says, “Oh, Mr. Jones! We have the results of your test. Do you want the bad news first or the very bad news?” The guy shrugs and says, “Well, I guess … Continued

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