Shipwrecked

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A guy gets shipwrecked and washes up on a beach. The sand is dark red. He can’t believe it. The sky is dark red. He walks around a bit and sees there is dark red grass, dark red birds and … Continued

Questions

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A man phones a lawyer and asks, “How much would you charge for just answering three simple questions?” The lawyer replies, “A thousand dollars.” “A thousand dollars!” exclaims the man. “That’s very expensive, isn’t it?” “It certainly is,” says the … Continued

Who Cooked What

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Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbled across a monastery and requests shelter there. Fortunately, she’s just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she had ever tasted. After dinner, she went into … Continued

Gas Cap

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I have a friend who filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had paid and driven away, he realized that he had left the gas cap on top of his car. He stopped and looked … Continued

OK With Me

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A lawyer phoned the governor’s mansion shortly after midnight. “I need to talk to the governor — it’s an emergency!” exclaimed the lawyer. After some cajoling, the governor’s assistant agreed to wake him up.  “So, what is it that’s so … Continued

Fishing

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A man was stopped by a game warden recently with two ice chests full of live fish in water, leaving a river well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, “Do you have a license to catch … Continued

Ocean

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A grandmother took her little grandson to the beach. They were having a good time until a huge wave came in and swept the boy out to sea! The grandmother fell on her knees and cried to the heavens: “Please, … Continued

Wife

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An older couple is having dinner in a restaurant. The wife sees another couple about their age sitting in a booth nearby. She sees the husband sitting close to his wife, with his arm around her. He is whispering things … Continued

Police

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George was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.George opened the back door to go turn off the light but … Continued

Worried

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Little Johnny’s mom was worried.  She hadn’t seen her elderly neighbor, Mrs. Goldbaum, in days.She asked: “Johnny, would you go next door and see how old Mrs. Goldbaum is?”A few minutes later, Johnny returned.Mom: “Well, is she all right?”Johnny: “She’s … Continued

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