Umbrella

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A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella.  The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green. Little Johnny, the … Continued

Motto

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Sunday School Teacher: “Now Little Johnny, I want you to memorize today’s motto, ‘It is more blessed to give than to receive.” Little Johnny: “Yes ma’am, but I know it already. My father says he has always used that as … Continued

Foreign Language

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A dog was so clever that his owner sent him to college. Home for vacation, the dog admitted he had learned neither history nor science, but added proudly, “I did make a good start in foreign languages.” “Okay,” replied the … Continued

Guest Preacher

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After the visiting preacher finished, a woman came up and said, “You were much better than the preacher we had last Sunday. He spoke for an hour and said nothing.” “Thank you,” the visiting preacher replied.  “Yes,” she continued. “You … Continued

What Time Is It?

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The cable repairman was on my street and asked me what time it was.  I told him it was between 1:00 pm and 5:00 pm.  

Car Trouble

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A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows. They get out of the car and look at the problem. The software manager says, “I can’t do anything about this … Continued

Six Ways Vacations Shape Us

Time off is invaluable. Sabbath time is a weekly rhythm you shouldn’t negotiate. Here’s a great sermon that talks more about the Sabbath. Beyond Sabbath, we need extended vacation from work. Whether you take a huge trip or just spend … Continued

What Really Keeps Students Involved

I have often asked student ministry leaders to think of someone who had an impact on their lives while they were in high school. If they have two or three names, I ask them to narrow it down to just … Continued

Quotes For Kids & Students

When I was younger, I heard the Mark Twain quote: “The two most important days of your life are the day you were born and the day you find out why.” It stuck with me. It was inspiring. I don’t … Continued

Some Simple Summer Adventures

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We broke from tradition this year and instead of taking one long trip, we took some time off and had some smaller adventures closer to home. It was delightful – a tank full of gas, camping chairs, a picnic and … Continued