Jokes

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I don’t think there are any “jokes” in the Bible, but there is a lot a humor! We’re called to be glad, rejoice, be happy and laugh. Though there is a time to be serious, I also don’t want to … Continued

Apple

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A 4-year old son was eating an apple in the back seat of the car, when he asked, “Daddy, why is my apple turning brown?” “Because,” his dad explained, “after you ate the skin off, the meat of the apple … Continued

As Good As You

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A retiring pastor was saying farewell to his congregation at the church doors for the last time. He shook the hand of an elderly lady as she walked out. She said, “Your successor won’t be as good as you.” “Nonsense,” … Continued

The Skills

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The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $10.” The teller told her, “For withdrawals less than $100, please use the ATM.” The old lady wanted to know why. The … Continued

Explaining Football

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A dad decided to introduce and explain football to his 6-year-old son and took him to his first American football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, Dad asked his son how he liked … Continued

Complaining

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Every ten years, the monks in the monastery are allowed to break their vow of silence to speak two words. Ten years go by and it’s one monk’s first chance. He thinks for a second before saying, “Food bad.” Ten … Continued

One Liners

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Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won tonWeight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigramHalf of a large intestine: 1 semicolon1000 aches: 1 kilohurtzBasic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower1 million microphones: 1 … Continued

LAWYER

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A man phones a lawyer and asks, “How much would you charge for just answering three simple questions?”The lawyer replies, “A thousand dollars.”“A thousand dollars!” exclaims the man. “That’s very expensive, isn’t it?”“It certainly is,” says the lawyer. “Now, what’s … Continued

TAX PAYER

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A taxpayer received a strongly-worded “second notice” that his taxes were overdue. Hastening to the collector’s office, he paid his bill, saying apologetically that he had overlooked the first notice. “Oh,” confided the collector with a smile, “we don’t send … Continued

To Live A Powerful Life, Stop Comparing

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Comparison is a joy killer. Since childhood, we’ve been taught to see our actions against others. We’re compared to our siblings and to our classmates. We feel comparison with grades and with awards. And as adults the prizes and comparisons … Continued